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This will be my last one.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.
Two penguins walk into a bar… which is stupid because the second one should have seen it.
I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets… then it hit me.
06/05/2017 at 5:24 pm in reply to: Ebay placing stock photos as first picture in listing when revising a listing. #19027It happened to me when I used someone else’s listing as my “sell similar”. I clicked on the ‘have one to sell? sell now” button and filled in all my info, but the listing came up with a stock photo. It’s hasn’t happened on one of my own listings.
ROFL! Love it! I’m a quirky weirdo trash elf.
What a job title! 😀
I had to laugh when I saw they end with the word “ebay” in all one color!
Did anyone else pick up on the commentary about how eBay is pushing the fact that over 80% of its items are new? They really are pushing out of the secondary market! I thought eBay started as a place for used items?
I’ve been meaning to buy one, it’s on my watchlist, but hadn’t gotten around to it yet. This is an item that has been discussed on one of the other seller groups I follow.
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* “damn” and a skydiver goes “damn” *whack*.
My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
Thanks RR. I’ll do that.
It was closing time in Hollywood and a swanky hair salon was just about to lock up, when a sexy young thing turned up at the door. She explained that her regular stylist had a family emergency and she needed her hair styled for an important event that evening. It had been a slow week, so the stylist agreed to do her a favor. He settled her in a chair, went over her ideas, and politely requested she remove the wireless headphones she was wearing.
“Oh no,” she exclaimed, clutching at her head nervously. “I can’t take them off, or I’ll die!”The stylist frowned. Surely nothing was that important that she had to listen to it right now? But she was adamant, the headphones stayed.
Gritting his teeth, he started work, but it was extremely frustrating trying to create an updo around the headphones. Eventually he ripped them off and tossed them aside, then lifted her hair into artfully styled ringlets above her head. Mere seconds later she clutched her throat, looked wild-eyed at him, her lips turned blue, and she crashed to the ground!
Horrified, the stylist started shaking her, then did the Heimlich, and finally CPR, but she wouldn’t come round. He dialed 911 and the medics tried everything, but had no luck and finally called time of death. She was zipped into a body bag, the police took his statement, and everyone disappeared in a whirl of red and blue lights.
Left alone in the silence, the stylist looked around in total shock. His gaze lit upon the headphones, kicked aside and forgotten in the hubbub. Frowning, he picked them up and studied them briefly, before fitting them over his head. Nothing. He pressed his hands around his ears and listened intently. After a moment he heard a soft, soothing voice repeating quietly
“Breathe in… breathe out… breathe in… breath out…”It’s an annoying new format.
When you see the offer, you click on the square around the offer, and it opens to the standard offer page that you’re used to. I don’t know why they changed it, but it started a few days ago. Almost every item in my store has best offer option, so I guess I got it early.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.”
I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines.My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep…
…not screaming like the passengers in his car.05/29/2017 at 12:53 pm in reply to: Scavenger Life Episode 312: Is eBay Removing Old listings? #18718Week May 21-27:
Total Items in Store: 255
Items Sold: 5
Total Sales: $205
Highest Price Sold: $72 (Yakimo Mako Kayak Saddles)
Average Price Sold: $33
Returns: 0 but 1 Unpaid Item Case
Spent on Inventory: $0 but did receive another car load of donations from my community
Listed: 8I totally give up on beating myself up when I don’t make listing targets. My internet went down this week and it was one of the most frustrating periods I’ve had since I’ve moved out to this rural area. Honestly, if I had an alternate internet option, I’d shift in a heartbeat and pay the contract penalty! I love rural living but…. gaaaaaaaaaaaah! Still, I could process sales on my phone by driving into town to get data signal! Woot woot! LOL
Unpaid item case closed for a buyer in China who emails me several times a day with odd requests. Is there an easy way to block a buyer? I can’t find the option and it’s probably front and center and simple! Ha!
Wow, I didn’t know that. Well, I knew about Dansko, Clarks and SAS from previous posts here on SL, but didn’t know that it applied to ALL shoes. I will do tests in future. Thank you.
Ryanne – less than a year.
Thanks for the input. I shall watch out for this in future.
Question: if you test when buying and they sit for a while before they sell; once they’ve sold do you test again before shipping?
Thanks for posting this, RR.
I have a question too. I’ve got batches of the Columbia Records subscription copies, which were records in inner sleeves only, no outer cover. I’ve been told these are worthless, irrespective of who/what they are. Some of them are in album books. Should I sell the books filled with the records, or just batch up the records and sell them to crafters and the like? I’ve seen the album books go for a decent amount.
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