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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
‘Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’
The pharmacist fainted.Depending on the size of the mug, I ship in 6x6x4 or 8x6x4. I love selling mugs!
๐ That spidey-sense – it’s worth every hair for sure! I always trust mine. Glad it worked out well for you. I’ve spent this past week swiping a sword around before balancing it on my head – I sure hope I’m not scary, though! LOL
Added you to the spreadsheet.
Spreadsheet updated. Libby wins again – by only 2 listings! Wow, that was close!
I started off not doing any repairs, but now I tend to fix whatever I can before selling it. I’ve glued Christmas ornaments, sewn on buttons, whipstitched seams. I even considered doing snapback repairs at one point, but with the drop in the selling price of caps, I figured it wasn’t worth it.
I HAVE to get myself a clicker – what a brilliant idea!
https://9gag.com/gag/aA3N3eRThis totally worked for me… and made me LOL
https://9gag.com/gag/aPYdYpGAnd finally…
This dolphin is my hero. I swear you can see it laughing
https://9gag.com/gag/aXYGqwDZero for me this week. Tbh, I did spend the first couple days on emotional shutdown, but the true reason for the zero is that it’s been going nuts on the dance side as we near our Student Showcase.
I’ve been working madly on costumes; and had a small freak out over my very technical sword dance, that I’ve now scrapped in favor of a much simpler fire-and-sword dance that I’m now drafting from scratch. It’s a minute longer than the sword dance at 5 minutes even, but because I’m splitting it in half for each prop, the technical sections are shorter and therefore easier. Still a tight call, though, as I usually take several weeks to craft a new choreo and I’m now having to put one together, complete with practise runs and costuming, in the next 23 days.
Also, my ladies decided they didn’t feel ready to perform one of the choreos, which resulted in an entire rework of the whole program. And I now have 3 guest participants: a harpist (with a 6-foot harp!) who will do the welcoming music before the show starts, a tribal dancer who has two solos, and a country line dancer who is going to take over the audience participation segment. We had a fun meeting at our last dance class where the ladies tried to “help” me work out the programming and were astounded at how much more involved it is than they thought. I can’t have the tribal dancer’s skirt dance next to our skirt dance, for example, or the one will overshadow the other. I can’t put tribal next to cabaret, because the music clash is too jarring. I can’t put skirt next to veil, because of audience sensory overload. As I explained each restriction to the helpers, it was so much fun seeing the dawning horror on their faces, until they decided it was far better to leave me to work it out.
You know, I think they were under the impression I put the name of each dance in a hat and just put them in the choreo as I pulled it out! I’m glad they’re getting a chance to see how many facets there are to consider. I think Vintage Lacy would probably empathise with me, although we’re in different fields when it comes to a show. LOL!
Thanks all.
Yeah, Castle Rock, I’m with you. When it’s obvious that I’ve put attention and care into the listing and the packing and… crickets. Sigh…
It’s really odd to me how many non-feedback-leavers are sellers! I’m like, seriously?
Thanks.
Still don’t get it, though. How would an eBay seller help?
Found a few lookalikes. Might help with keywords.
https://www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/gracie-oaks-piero-window-metal-planter-box-w000555370.html
Thanks for all your kind words, folks. Genuinely appreciated. She wiggled her way so deep into my heart, it’s hard to deal with it. Especially as she didn’t “go gently into that good night” but I had to make the choice to put her down. That killed me. I held her in my arms, told her I loved her and that I was honored by her love and devotion, and whispered my thanks as they injected her. Then I cried like a lost soul over her body. The vet was awesome, quietly left me there and closed the doors. It hurts.
To make matters worse, my baby cat went out Sunday morning as usual and still hasn’t come back. I don’t know if she was hurt or killed, if she’s trapped somewhere, or just out gallivanting. We live on a ranch, so if it’s either of the first two, she’s the perfect snack-size for a predator to take home for dinner. That being said, she could have just been caught by a predator. It’s the not-knowing that does you in. And losing two babies in four days is just too much. I’m pretty raw right now, but stubbornly holding onto hope that Miss Mischief comes home.
Aw shucks, such a downer. Sorry. :'(
Spreadsheet updated. Liz wins, well done.
My week was horrible. My dear, old, faithful dog had to be put down. She was the sweetest, kindest, most faithful dog I have ever owned. She was removed from her previous owner as a criminal abuse/neglect case and, after I nursed her back to health, I was her world. My world is a lot less now that she’s gone. My heart aches so badly.
Listed only 2.
Here’s a complete beginner’s guide to pinball machines, including how to move one, repair and maintenance information, and online resources.
Not helpful, per se, but an interesting read is this article on pinball doctors.
Lastly, here’s an entire website dedicated to DIY Pinball repair.
Hope these help with some bedtime reading until Retro weighs in.
LOL. I bought the Uline biodegradable peanuts from Uline, and the shipping was a lot – but not THIS much! It made me laugh, though. This person perhaps thinks they’re not going to pay eBay fees on the shipping charges? Silly rabbit!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/223180001368 Oh, I’d love to see the faces of folks who fall for this one when they get to the payment page! ๐
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